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Monday 8 June 2020

Expensive Sex in Settle

I wondered if that title would grab you.  Sorry to disappoint but you'll see.

Pat's new found liberation as a re-born car driver has meant that she no longer needs me to drive to the shops and the shopping list has enlarged somewhat to supplies beyond Booths supermarket.

COVID face-masks were on the latest list but market forces have meant they are hard to find and expensive.  But surely not in Settle where news travels fast.  Boots the Chemists had sold out of face -masks but across the Market Place is a remarkable shop - 'Practically Everything' which rarely fails to live up to its name.  Yes!!  They had face-masks:



At first glance a bargain at £1 for ten but no, look closer. 



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More of an investment than a 'Practically Everything' traditional purchase.   Still we needed them as part of our return from COVID lock-down.   Whilst recovering from the price shock I decided to get our moneys-worth and had a read of the instructions and that is where the expensive sex bit comes in.


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