Police Humour

We were talking about social media the other day.  You can pick and choose what interests you so you get a just-about-personalised daily news bulletin.

Among my interests is Police Humour* - an essential ingredient of a sometimes distressing and dangerous job.   Here's an example:

BTP Lancashire

@BTPLancs

· Aug 23

Yesterday's suspect interview went exactly as expected - "No comment" in response to every question. As we were in the process of booking him out of custody he asked... Him

"What time's my next train home?" Me

"No comment." At least it made the solicitor smile!

^SgtG

BTP by the way is British Transport Police. SgtG is David Grant, the S&C's 'Sherrif'.

*Many examples of police humour are definitely not fit for this, or any other, public Blog!