No, I was yesterday awarded a sticker by grandson Ben (5) for 'excellence at farting'. For a grandpa, that is praise indeed and it is way up there with the Oscars. Beats a National Railway Heritage award by any stretch.
Today, in total contrast grandson Ben gave me another sticker, pressed neatly onto my sweat shirt. I thanked him and asked what it was for. 'Not farting' apparently:
click to enlarge my first 'selfie'
We can but hope for some consistency in these award decisions if confusion is to be avoided.